i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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