That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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