I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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