I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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