At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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