I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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