Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
