this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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