No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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