There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
