how can u be prego again
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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