who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just found puke in my bra..
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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