but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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