I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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