someone get that fucking seahorse.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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