i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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