No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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