let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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