It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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