Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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