Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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