When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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