I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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