Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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