Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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