when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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