Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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