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how can u be prego again

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(901): View more from Tennessee

All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?

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(785): View more from Kansas

So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?

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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.

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(801): View more from Utah

when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day

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(860): View more from Connecticut

slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..

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(870): View more from Arkansas

There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.

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