I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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