we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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