I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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