I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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