Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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