Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
