i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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