I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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