So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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