Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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