the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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