Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
COCAINE IS GR8
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
There are leaves in my underwear?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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