Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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