I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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