it was like eating out sand paper
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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