Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
