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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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  How was it?

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  Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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  watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.

  (818): View more from California

  Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?

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  Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea

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• (585): View more from New York

  that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.

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