I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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