Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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