I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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