Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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