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(571): View more from Virginia

so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare

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(480): View more from Arizona

he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug

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(503): View more from Oregon

Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped

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(917): View more from New York City

u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.

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(954): View more from Florida

I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up

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(586): View more from Michigan

I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.

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