I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
