I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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