The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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