Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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