You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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