so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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