sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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