I wish I only lived at night.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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